More than just a little different

As I often say, there's nothing as straightforward as a male's thought. A man's logic is the most simple there is: the shortest way from A to C is through B. We don't waste any further microsecond into thinking whether this is the best way or not... for a man, it's enough to know that it's the shortest and most simple way... and most effortless. Cats are a bit like men. They spare up their entire energy unless it's absolutly required. The rest of the time, they eat, hunt, sleep and meditate (a bit like we do in front of the TV).

According to women's logic on the other hand, the distance between two points in space is rarely a straight line. It mostly looks like a plate of spaghetti. Why you'll ask? Well, an interesting question...

Let's have an example to picture this:

A man and a woman are in a fine restaurant and want to have a nice diner. Both have a menu in their hands. First, the schematic thoughts of the man:

MAN: Hungry -> Eat -> Steak -> Satisfaction

Plain and simple. The man's thoughts concentrate on finding the fastest way to solve the "hunger" problematic, here, using the "eat" and "steak" constants.

Now let's have a look at what the woman might think:

WOMAN: Little hunger +diet +diner -> (-steak) +fish +salad -> dress (look fat?) - sauce/dressing -> Bread = Poop -> -bread -> fish (which one?) = disgusting odor -> -fish + raviolli -> man + steak = dead cow -> man - steak + lesson -> raviolli - cheese - olive oil -> - raviolli + only salad -> unsatisfied (as always)

As you can see, even if the reflection time of both subjects might be similar, the woman's thoughts are far more complex (I have largely simplified the scheme to keep it understandable for us males). Many variables are taken into account to get to a solution.

So, men and women brains don't even work using the same logic. One could even ask if they actually share the same primitive ancestors since both are so deeply different. Maybe one of the worst symptoms of this difference is the fact that men are almost always totaly unable to understand and react accordingly to most of the women's behaviors.
One of the expressions that men use very often demonstrates this fairly well:
"WHAT THE HELL/F*CK/aso... DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME?!".
Ladies, this is not just said to bug you... we really DO NOT understand what the hell you expect from us. The logic behind your thoughts totaly escapes us.

So please, when you want something from us, just tell us clearly what it is, instead of drowning us with overcomplex explanations. Thank you.