Sigmund would be proud

I've seen a couple of these "auto-interviews" around on other blogs (hey-ho CrazyMan!), so I thought I'd might as well try this out...

• Your favorite color? - The color of money... or burgundy red when it comes to women's underware...
• The color of your eyes? - Blue with a black dot inside and a lot of white stuff around of it...
• The color of your hair? - They were once brownish, but now they're turning gray...
  
• Your favorite movie? - Woah... nobody told me this quizz would be so complicated! Let's see... hmmm... I'd say Deep Throat or Fight Club... dunno... maybe Dirty Harry?
• Your favorite underware? - What kind of Quizz is this anyway? ... black tight boxershorts...
• Your favorite meal? - Everything which includes red meat and lasagna...
• Your favorite woman? - The one which doesn't exist apparently...
• Your favorite word? - Fuck?
• Your favorite object? - My headphones...
• Your favorite part of your body? - My penis... and his associates, ping & pong...
• Your favorite actress? - Easy... Pamel... uh... I mean... Kate Beckinsale...
• Your childhood idol? - Thomas Magnum, P.I... he's got the girls, he's got the car, he's got the moustache...
  
• Your favorite occupation? - Well, apart from fucking and working on an occasion to do so, not much... maybe cooking, music writing, writing bullshit in this blog and other stuff like that...
• The person you hate the most? - One of my maths teachers back in high school... never cross my way again, old witch...
• The object you hate the most? - Toilet paper... it always lets you down when you need it the most...
• A thing you particularly dislike? - Other people farting in my presence and looking around almost saying "Booah, who was that?"...
• The food you hate the most? - Anything that isn't either meat (red) and or lasagna... and vegetables are disgusting... and sushi...
• A thing that makes you horny? - Showers... and naked chicks inside of them...
• What turns you off? - Headaches... and socks...
• Your favorite animal? - Cats...
• Your favorite room? - The toilets... a place of peace and serenity...
• Your best memories? - A hot summer night... camping... party... 2 girls... fantastic...
• Your worst nightmare? - Waking up with my balls in a glass of water beside me...

Now that was refreshing! ;D